I can’t sweem

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I Can’t Sweem is when Denki is stuck in the pool like a fat kid in a bathtub. You’re doomed if you can’t Sweem.
Denki: I Can’t Sweem. Pool: I’m laughing at you.
Denki tried to swim. Now he’s a human anchor.
I Can’t Sweem. My legs are noodles. My arms are spaghetti.
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I Can’t Sweem means Denki is underwater like a drowned rat. You’re not even close to being a good swimmer.
Denki: I Can’t Sweem. Water: I’m winning.
He went in the pool. Now he’s crying underwater.
I Can’t Sweem. I’m too lazy to float.
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I Can’t Sweem is when Denki is in the pool and it feels like he’s being tortured. You can’t even pretend to swim.
Denki: I Can’t Sweem. Pool: I’m your jailer.
He tried to swim. Now he’s a prisoner of the water.
I Can’t Sweem. Water is my enemy.
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