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When a loser tries to stop you from being awesome just because they're too weak to be awesome themselves. They're like a broken toy. Useless and annoying.
My mom said I couldn't play video games because she still uses dial-up.
My friend said I couldn't be the best at Fortnite because he only plays on weekends.
My teacher said I couldn't pass the test because he failed algebra twice.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A sad excuse for a human being trying to bring you down because they're too much of a baby to stand up for themselves.
My cousin said I couldn't win the race because he's still in third grade.
My neighbor said I couldn't be the best at soccer because he still plays with his dog.
My uncle said I couldn't be rich because he still lives in his mom's basement.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A lowlife trying to stop you from being awesome because they’re too jealous to be awesome themselves. They’re like a used sock. Smelly and worn out.
My brother said I couldn't be the best at basketball because he still uses a baby bottle.
My friend said I couldn't be the best at math because he still counts on his fingers.
My dad said I couldn't be the best at video games because he still plays on a Game Boy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone tries to stop you from being awesome just because they're too much of a crybaby to be awesome themselves. They’re like a broken chair. Useless and loud.
My sister said I couldn't be the best at piano because she still sings in the shower.
My friend said I couldn't be the best at soccer because he still runs like a chicken.
My neighbor said I couldn't be the best at video games because he still uses a controller from 2005.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loser trying to stop you from being awesome because they’re too much of a wimp to be awesome themselves. They’re like a rotten apple. Smelly and gross.
My mom said I couldn't be the best at art because she still draws stick figures.
My brother said I couldn't be the best at math because he still counts on his toes.
My uncle said I couldn't be the best at video games because he still plays on a laptop.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone tries to stop you from being awesome just because they're too much of a coward to be awesome themselves. They’re like a dead fish. Boring and useless.
My friend said I couldn't be the best at basketball because he still plays with his dog.
My neighbor said I couldn't be the best at video games because he still uses a disc player.
My dad said I couldn't be the best at math because he still counts on his hands.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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