I can’t shit for a week

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You ate something so gross it turned your guts into a traffic jam and your butt got stuck for seven days straight.

I ate that pizza and now my butt is in a prison sentence.

That cheese casserole was like a block of concrete for my colon.

My guts are on strike and my butt is in the middle of a war.

You ate something so bad it clogged your poop tube and your ass got stuck in a time loop for seven days.

That hot dog was like a meaty brick for my colon.

I ate that cake and now my ass is in a never-ending holiday.

My poop got stuck and my ass is on vacation.

You ate something so funky it turned your guts into a stinky log jam and your butt wouldn’t move for a whole week.

That chili was like a monster in my colon.

I ate that taco and my butt is now a traffic light.

My guts are stuck and my ass is on strike.