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What you yell when someone promises you something that sounds good but is probably a load of garbage.

My ex said he'd never cheat again. I believed him until he cheated on me with my best friend's mom.

My dad promised me a new bike if I got an A. I got an A. He gave me a broken bike.

My friend said she'd help me move. She showed up with a soda and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What you mutter when someone talks big but doesn't back it up. It's like they're full of hot air.

My cousin said he'd beat me at video games. He lost to my dog.

My teacher said she'd give me extra credit if I finished my homework. I finished it. She gave me a warning.

My brother said he'd help me clean my room. He cleaned his own room and left mine in the trash.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What you scream when someone makes a promise that sounds so good, but it's probably just a way to get out of trouble.

My mom said she'd take me to the movies if I finished my math. I finished it. She took me to the store.

My friend said he'd buy me ice cream if I passed my test. He passed his test. I got a popsicle.

My brother said he'd stop teasing me if I gave him my lunch. I gave him my lunch. He teased me more.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What you say when someone talks about doing something big, but you know they're just full of nonsense.

My friend said he'd start a band. He started a band. It only has one song and it's about pizza.

My brother said he'd win the talent show. He sang a song. It was about his cat.

My cousin said she'd run a marathon. She ran a marathon. It took her three days and she walked most of it.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What you say when someone makes a promise that sounds good, but it's probably just a way to avoid doing something.

My dad said he'd help me with my homework if I stopped teasing my sister. I stopped teasing her. He helped me with my homework. Then he went to sleep.

My teacher said she'd let me out of class if I did my homework. I did my homework. She let me out of class. Then she told me I had to do my homework again.

My friend said he'd help me study if I gave him my lunch. I gave him my lunch. He helped me study. Then he ate my lunch.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What you yell when someone makes a promise that sounds amazing but is probably just a bunch of lies.

My friend said he'd take me to the concert if I passed my test. I passed my test. He took me to the concert. Then he said he'd take me to the concert again if I failed my test.

My brother said he'd give me his video game if I did my chores. I did my chores. He gave me his video game. Then he said he'd give me his video game again if I didn't do my chores.

My mom said she'd let me stay up late if I finished my homework. I finished my homework. She let me stay up late. Then she said she'd let me stay up late again if I didn't finish my homework.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago