I can't people

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You're so wasted you think everyone else is stupid and you're the only one who makes sense. You can't deal with people because they're just extra noise.

I can't people right now. My brain is a broken toaster and I'm the bread.

Why are there so many people? I'm not ready for this.

I can't people. I just want to lie down and die in peace.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're so out of it that you think people are trying to steal your thoughts. You can't handle them because they're too loud and you're too high.

I can't people. They’re like bees and I’m the flower. I’m getting stung.

I can’t people. I’m trying to figure out why the sky is green.

I can’t people. I just saw my sock talking to me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're too messed up to deal with other people because you're too busy thinking you're the main character of your own movie.

I can’t people. I’m the hero of this story and they’re just background characters.

I can’t people. I’m trying to save the world right now, okay?

I can’t people. I just got a message from my future self and it’s chaotic.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so drunk or tripped out that you can’t even process what people are saying because you think they’re all just making it up.

I can’t people. They’re all lying and I know it.

I can’t people. They’re just trying to mess with my head.

I can’t people. They’re all fake and I’m real.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're too wasted to handle people because you think they’re all trying to ruin your vibe and you’re just trying to stay cool.

I can’t people. They’re ruining my vibe and I’m not having it.

I can’t people. They’re too loud and I’m too cool for this.

I can’t people. I’m trying to stay cool and they’re just distractions.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re too messed up to deal with anyone else because you think you’re the only one who knows what’s going on.

I can’t people. I’m the only one who knows what’s going on here.

I can’t people. They’re all clueless and I’m the genius.

I can’t people. I’m the only one who’s not a mess.

by Slangipedia 11d ago