I can't handle

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You're so turned on you might explode like a firecracker in a toilet.

I saw my ex at the mall and I can't handle it.

My boss walked in wearing only socks and I can't handle it.

I watched a cat fight and I can't handle it.

You're so full of nostalgia you might start crying over a crumby pizza.

I saw my old high school and I can't handle it.

I heard my old band's song and I can't handle it.

I smelled my mom's perfume and I can't handle it.

You're so proud you might throw a party in your pants.

I got a promotion and I can't handle it.

I won the lottery and I can't handle it.

I beat my brother at Mario Kart and I can't handle it.

You're so shocked you might poop out a disco ball.

I saw a chicken wearing a hat and I can't handle it.

My dog turned into a robot and I can't handle it.

I ate a whole pie and I can't handle it.

You're so angry you might start a war with your neighbor over who used the last sock.

My ex cheated on me and I can't handle it.

I failed my test and I can't handle it.

My cat stole my food and I can't handle it.