Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so confused you could barely whisper the word ‘hello’ without crying

I can’t even tell you how bad my day was

I can’t even tell you what I had for breakfast

I can’t even tell you why I’m wearing pants

2

You’re so lost you’d probably forget your own name if it walked up to you

I can’t even tell you what my mom said

I can’t even tell you what I just did

I can’t even tell you where my keys are

3

You're so clueless you’d think the moon was a piece of cake

I can’t even tell you what time it is

I can’t even tell you why I’m mad

I can’t even tell you what I just said

4

You’re so brain-dead you’d probably forget your own face in the mirror

I can’t even tell you what I just ate

I can’t even tell you what day it is

I can’t even tell you how I got here

5

You're so lost you'd probably take a dump in a library just to be fancy

I can’t even tell you what the question was

I can’t even tell you what I’m talking about

I can’t even tell you what I want

6

You’re so confused you’d probably argue with a clock about the time

I can’t even tell you what I did yesterday

I can’t even tell you what I just said

I can’t even tell you what I want for dinner