Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

what you say when you’re too high on skittles and you realize you’re going to lose a debate and you’re already crying in the corner

i cant debate i just ate 10 skittles

i cant debate my mom is here

i cant debate i’m crying in the corner and my friend is eating my snack

2

the excuse you use when you’re too lazy to think and your brain is full of glitter and confetti from too much sugar

i cant debate my brain is full of glitter

i cant debate i just ate a whole bag of candy

i cant debate i’m too lazy to think

3

what you yell when you’re getting roasted in a debate and you’re too scared to fight back because you’re still wearing your pajamas

i cant debate i’m wearing my pajamas

i cant debate you’re roasting me

i cant debate i’m too scared to fight back

4

the last words of a person who tried to debate and got beat up by a group of kids who just wanted to eat pizza

i cant debate you beat me up

i cant debate i just wanted pizza

i cant debate i’m too sore to talk

5

the thing you say when you’re too tired from running around and you just want to sleep and not think anymore

i cant debate i’m too tired

i cant debate i ran a mile

i cant debate i just want to sleep

6

what you say when you’re too distracted by your phone and you forgot about the debate and now you’re in trouble

i cant debate i was on my phone

i cant debate i forgot the debate

i cant debate i’m in trouble now