Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a cop kills a black guy because he didn't tip his coffee.

The cop said, 'I didn't want to kill him, but he didn't tip his coffee.'

He was just asking for change, and the cop choked him to death.

They called it a 'routine traffic stop' but it was anything but.

2

What Biden says when Kamala Harris sits on his face and farts so hard he dies.

'I can't breathe,' he said, 'she’s sitting on my face and farting!'

He tried to speak, but she farts so much he passed out.

He was just trying to pass the bill, and she farts on him.

3

When your stomach is sour and you feel like throwing up.

'My pH is low, bro,' he said, 'I just ate six tacos.'

He was sick from the taco truck and said, 'I can't breathe.'

He threw up on the cop and said, 'I can't breathe.'

4

What guilty people say when the cops come for them and they’re too scared to admit it.

'I can’t breathe!' he yelled, but he was just guilty.

He was caught red-handed and said, 'I can’t breathe!'

He ran away from the cops and said, 'I can’t breathe!'

5

What people say when they can breathe just fine and the cop is the one who’s out of breath.

He was fine, but the cop choked him to death.

He said, 'I can’t breathe!' but he was just fine.

The cop was the one who couldn’t breathe after he killed him.

6

What people say when they have a virus and when a cop kills a black guy.

'I can’t breathe!' said the guy with the virus.

George Floyd said, 'I can’t breathe!' before he died.

People with the virus say, 'I can’t breathe!' and cops say, 'I can’t breathe!' too.

7

What people say when they are dumb and don’t know how to spell.

He said, 'I can’t breathe!' but he spelled it wrong.

He wrote 'breath' instead of 'breathe' and said, 'I can’t breathe!'

He didn’t know how to spell and yelled, 'I can’t breathe!'