i can't be sure but....

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A sneaky way to say something that’s gonna rip their face off, but you act like you're being nice. Like you're giving them a soft punch instead of a full-on knockout.

I can't be sure but... your mom's in the hospital and she's asking for you by name.

I can't be sure but... you're the reason the coffee machine exploded.

I can't be sure but... your dating app profile is fake and you’ve been lying for five years.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A fancy way of saying you're about to drop the worst news ever, but you're too much of a coward to just say it straight.

I can't be sure but... your ex just walked in behind you.

I can't be sure but... your dog ate your homework and your teacher saw it.

I can't be sure but... your mom’s dating your brother.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re trying to be polite, but you're really just trying to make it hurt more when you finally say the real thing.

I can't be sure but... you’re the reason the school got a new principal.

I can't be sure but... your lunch was the cause of the fire alarm.

I can't be sure but... your pet turtle is now a judge in a court case.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're being fake nice so you can later say something that will make them scream and throw things.

I can't be sure but... your dad just got arrested for stealing pizza.

I can't be sure but... your teacher’s hiding a secret identity as a superhero.

I can't be sure but... your cat is now the president of the country.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re being extra gentle because you know what you’re about to say is gonna make them want to die.

I can't be sure but... your mom just started a fight with your dad’s mom.

I can't be sure but... your math test was so bad, the numbers cried.

I can't be sure but... your pet goldfish is now a famous singer.

by Slangipedia 2d ago