Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

too lazy to even try doing anything because you're too busy being a human loaf of bread

I can't be arsed to get out of bed, let alone go to school.

I can't be arsed to reply to my mom, let alone my ex.

I can't be arsed to brush my teeth, let alone my hair.

2

you're so lazy you'd rather die than move a finger

I can't be arsed to eat, let alone live.

I can't be arsed to talk, let alone text.

I can't be arsed to breathe, let alone think.

3

you're so lazy you'd let your dog do your homework for you

I can't be arsed to go to work, let alone answer my boss.

I can't be arsed to clean my room, let alone my brain.

I can't be arsed to walk, let alone run.

4

you're too tired to even think about doing anything, ever

I can't be arsed to get up, let alone go to the store.

I can't be arsed to text back, let alone talk to you.

I can't be arsed to eat, let alone cook.

5

you're so lazy you'd rather let your plants die than water them

I can't be arsed to go to the gym, let alone do a single rep.

I can't be arsed to read, let alone write.

I can't be arsed to answer the door, let alone your mom.

6

you're so lazy you'd let your dog bark at the mailman for you

I can't be arsed to do my laundry, let alone my life.

I can't be arsed to go outside, let alone walk the dog.

I can't be arsed to text you, let alone call you.