1 This puta is making me want to punch a wall and cry like a baby. Expand My mom just told me I failed math again.My crush blocked me on Instagram.I got a D on my science test. + Examples
2 This puta is worse than my ex and my cousin’s goldfish combined. Expand My teacher gave me a pop quiz.My dog ate my homework.I spilled pizza on my shirt. + Examples
3 This puta is like a broken toaster that keeps burning my toast. Expand My little brother won’t stop screaming.My friend stole my lunch.I got stuck in the bathroom. + Examples