i can see what she had for breakfast

Her shorts are so short I can see her muffin top and her cereal bowl.

She’s wearing a skirt so tiny I can tell she had toast and coffee for breakfast.

I can see her breakfast and her butt because her pants are on her ankles.

Her skirt is so short I can see her breakfast and her private parts.

She had pancakes and bacon, and I saw it all because her skirt was tiny.

Her breakfast was a muffin, and I saw it and her snatch because her skirt was on fire.

Her shorts are so low I can see her breakfast and her whole private area.

She had a bagel and cream cheese, and I saw it because her pants were at her knees.

Her breakfast was a donut, and I saw it and her whole private part because her shorts were a disaster.