I can reveal

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A loud, smelly explanation that usually comes after someone says something important. It’s like a big poop after a fancy dinner.
'I can reveal the truth!' he yelled, and then proceeded to explain it for 20 minutes.
She said, 'I can reveal why you failed,' and then spent 10 minutes talking about her cat.
He said, 'I can reveal the plan,' and then told us what the plan was... twice.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fancy way of saying, 'I know something you don’t, and I’m going to rub it in your face.'
'I can reveal the secret!' he said, like it was the best thing ever.
She said, 'I can reveal the whole thing,' but it was just one small detail.
He said, 'I can reveal everything,' and then told us one thing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A big, loud, and usually unnecessary speech that happens when someone thinks they’re super important.
He said, 'I can reveal the final answer!' and then explained it like it was a math test for babies.
She said, 'I can reveal the mystery,' and it was just a simple guess.
He said, 'I can reveal the whole thing,' and then said the same thing three times.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A smelly, loud, and usually pointless explanation that comes after someone says something big. It’s like a bloated fish in a small bowl.
He said, 'I can reveal the truth,' and then spent 15 minutes talking about his lunch.
She said, 'I can reveal the secret,' and it was just a little detail she forgot to mention.
He said, 'I can reveal the whole thing,' and then repeated it twice more.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A fancy word for when someone says, 'I know something you don’t,' and then proceeds to talk for 10 minutes about it.
He said, 'I can reveal the plan,' and then explained it like it was a bedtime story.
She said, 'I can reveal the truth,' and then took 20 minutes to say it.
He said, 'I can reveal everything,' and then said only one thing.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, smelly, and usually unnecessary speech that happens when someone thinks they're the main character of the story.
He said, 'I can reveal the big secret,' and then spent 10 minutes explaining it like it was the end of the world.
She said, 'I can reveal the whole thing,' and then told us one small detail.
He said, 'I can reveal the plan,' and then explained it for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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