I can read a map

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A way to say you know exactly what's going on and everyone else is clueless and probably stupid.

I can read a map, bro. You're lost and I'm still eating my breakfast.

I can read a map. You're still confused and I'm already done with this nonsense.

I can read a map. You're lost and I'm just getting started.

When you know everything and the rest of the world is just stumbling around like idiots.

I can read a map. You're still trying to figure out which way is north and I'm already at the party.

I can read a map. You're lost and I'm just chilling.

I can read a map. You're still confused and I've already won.

A way to brag that you see everything and everyone else is just blind and probably high.

I can read a map. You're still lost and I'm already smoking.

I can read a map. You're confused and I'm just getting started.

I can read a map. You're still figuring it out and I've already finished my job.

When you know where you're going and everyone else is just guessing and probably drunk.

I can read a map. You're still lost and I'm already drunk.

I can read a map. You're guessing and I'm just getting started.

I can read a map. You're still confused and I'm already at the bar.

A way to say you know what's happening and everyone else is just clueless and probably crying.

I can read a map. You're still lost and I'm already laughing.

I can read a map. You're confused and I'm just getting started.

I can read a map. You're still crying and I'm already done with this nonsense.

When you see the whole picture and everyone else is just stuck in the middle of it all and probably screaming.

I can read a map. You're still confused and I'm already calm.

I can read a map. You're screaming and I'm just getting started.

I can read a map. You're stuck and I'm already done with this nonsense.