1 a fancy way of saying i'm going to let my body turn into a fishbowl Expand Bro I can move waterI'm gonna move water so hard I'll be a goldfishI can move water and I'm not even wearing a swimsuit + Examples
2 when you're too lazy to die but still want to be dramatic about it Expand I can move water and I'm still in my pajamasI can move water like it's my full-time jobI'm moving water because I'm too cool for school and also too sad for life + Examples
3 a way to say i'm gonna drown myself and also blame everyone else Expand I can move water and it's all your faultI can move water because you said I was uglyI'm moving water and you're going down with me + Examples