I can make this better

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What every Asian mom says when they see your food and feel like they could cook a whole restaurant with one hand

Mom: 'I could make this better with a spoon and a prayer.'

Mom: 'This isn't food, it's a crime scene.'

Mom: 'I could make this better and still have time to clean your room.'

What every Asian mom says when they're not just mad, they're insulted by your cooking

Mom: 'I could make this better and still have time to judge your life choices.'

Mom: 'You could have cooked this with your eyes closed and it would still be better.'

Mom: 'I could make this better and still have time to yell at you for not doing your homework.'

What every Asian mom says when your food is so bad it makes them question their life choices

Mom: 'I could make this better and still have time to wonder why you're still alive.'

Mom: 'This is so bad, I could make this better and still feel proud of myself.'

Mom: 'I could make this better and still have time to curse your name in three different languages.'