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When you try to do a stupid jump on your bike and it explodes like a firework. The wheel flies off and you lie to your mom saying the dog did it.

I tried to jump over the curb and my bike looked like it got run over by a truck.

My bike broke so bad I had to ride it like a shopping cart.

I told my dad the cat broke my bike, but he saw the wheel on the floor.

You try to look cool doing a jump, but your bike crashes and you end up looking like a baby who just fell off a cliff.

I tried to look cool and ended up faceplanting the sidewalk.

My bike broke so bad it looked like it was in a war.

I told my brother the dog broke my bike, but he saw the wheel on the floor.

You try to be tough and do a jump, but your bike turns into a pile of junk and you blame your little brother.

I tried to be tough, but my bike looked like it got hit by a bus.

I told my mom my little brother broke my bike, but he saw the wheel on the floor.

My bike broke so bad I had to drag it home like it was a prisoner.