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Spending money like it's confetti and you're the clown at a funeral; you're so sure you'll be rich someday that you don't care if you're broke today.

I bought a Lamborghini because I'm gonna be a billionaire by 25. Maybe.

I spent $500 on a pizza because I'm rich in dreams.

I bought a whole island just because I thought it was a metaphor.

You're so full of yourself that you think you can sell anything you touch, even if it's just a sock you wore in 2003.

I bought this watch for $1000 because I'm gonna sell it for $10,000 next year. Probably.

I bought a toaster and now I'm gonna be a toaster king.

I bought a bag of chips because I'm gonna be a snack mogul.

You're so sure you're going to be rich that you spend money like it's going out of style and you're the fashion critic.

I spent $1000 on a hat because I'm gonna be a hat king by next week.

I bought a house with no money because I'm gonna be a real estate god.

I bought a pet rock and now I'm gonna sell it for millions.

You're so sure you can sell anything that you spend money like it's your ex's last name and you're the one who got the inheritance.

I spent $2000 on a pair of shoes because I'm gonna be a shoe god.

I bought a car for $50,000 because I'm gonna sell it for $500,000.

I bought a banana because I'm gonna be a fruit billionaire.

You're so full of your own hype that you think you can sell anything, even if it's just a used sock you found in a trash can.

I bought this watch because I'm gonna be a watch king by next year.

I spent $1000 on a pizza because I'm gonna be a pizza emperor.

I bought a pet turtle and now I'm gonna be a turtle mogul.