i can fix him

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When a woman thinks she can take a man who's been cheating, stealing, and yelling at the dog, and somehow make him perfect. Like magic. Or a curse.

'I'm gonna fix him. He just needs a little love and a good haircut.'

'He said he'd stop drinking. I believe him. I really do.'

'He cheated on me once. I can fix him. I fixed my ex.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The crazy idea that just because you love someone, they'll stop being a complete mess. It's like thinking a broken toaster can be fixed by saying 'I love you' and a few affirmations.

'I can fix him. He just needs more time and fewer tacos.'

'He was a great guy before he started doing drugs and stealing my socks.'

'I can fix him. I fixed my sister's husband.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you think you can take someone who has no respect for anyone, including you, and somehow turn them into a saint with just a little patience and a few hashtags.

'He's just a little lost. I can fix him.'

'I believe in him. I really do. He just needs to stop cheating and stealing my money.'

'I can fix him. I fixed my uncle.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The belief that just because you love someone, you can take a man who has no idea what respect is, and turn him into a prince with just a few tries and a lot of swear words.

'I can fix him. He just needs a little love and a few more chances.'

'He cheated on me twice. I can fix him. I fixed my cousin.'

'He's been stealing from me for years. I can fix him.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a person thinks they can change someone who has no idea what respect means, just by saying 'I love you' and ignoring all the evidence that they're completely wrong.

'I can fix him. He just needs to stop cheating and stealing my money.'

'He was a good guy before he started doing drugs and yelling at the dog.'

'He cheated on me once. I can fix him. I fixed my brother.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The idea that just because you're in love, you can fix someone who has no respect for anyone, including you. It's like thinking a broken toaster can be fixed with a little love and a few swear words.

'I can fix him. He just needs a little love and a few more chances.'

'He cheated on me twice. I can fix him. I fixed my sister.'

'He's been stealing from me for years. I can fix him.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago