Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're so desperate you're willing to jerk off to a month that smells like expired pizza

I can fap to this febuary because I'm too lazy to find a real girlfriend

Febuary is the only thing keeping me from crying in my soup

This febuary is so bad it makes my ex look good

2

you're so low on energy you're willing to masturbate to a month that forgot how to count

Febuary is my new best friend

I’d rather fap to this febuary than do my math homework

Febuary is like a broken calculator, and I'm the guy who still uses it

3

you're so desperate you're willing to jerk off to a month that has fewer days than your patience

Febuary is the reason I haven't killed my roommate yet

I fap to this febuary because I have no life

This febuary is worse than my last relationship

4

you're so tired you'd take a month with 28 days just to get a little relief

I can fap to this febuary because I'm too tired to care

Febuary is the only thing I'm excited about this year

I'm fapping to this febuary because I have no idea what else to do

5

you're so sad you're willing to jerk off to a month that’s barely holding on

Febuary is like my feelings, barely holding on

I can fap to this febuary because my life is falling apart

This febuary is the reason I haven't left my room in weeks

6

you're so lazy you're willing to masturbate to a month that doesn't even have enough days to be impressive

Febuary is the only thing I'm doing right now

I fap to this febuary because I'm too lazy to get out of bed

This febuary is like my life, short and not worth it