I can do that but I don't wanna

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A lazy excuse someone uses when they see something wild and think they could do it but are too lazy to try. It's like saying you're a superhero but you're still too tired to lift your arms.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after seeing someone do a triple backflip in a pool.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your friend says they can eat an entire pizza in one bite.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after your dog ate your homework and you were like, 'I could do that too, but I don't wanna.'
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A dumb way of saying you're too good for something but you're not actually going to do it. It's like bragging but not following through.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your teacher says you can skip the test but you're still going to fail it.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your mom says you can clean your room but you still throw your socks at her.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after seeing your cousin run a marathon and you're just too tired to walk to the store.
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A funny excuse people use when they think they could do something but they don't feel like it. It's like saying you're a boss but you're still too lazy to boss anyone.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your friend says they can eat an entire cake in one bite and you're still trying to finish your piece.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after seeing your dog do a trick and you're still too tired to walk.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after your teacher says you can take the test tomorrow but you're still going to sleep through it.'
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A stupid way of saying you're capable of something but you're still too lazy to do it. It's like pretending you're a king but you're still too tired to rule.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after seeing your friend do a headstand and you're still sitting on the floor.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your teacher says you can take the test early and you're still going to sleep.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your mom says you can do the dishes and you're still eating cereal for dinner.
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A ridiculous excuse someone uses when they think they could do something but they're too proud to admit they don't wanna. It's like saying you're the best but you're still too proud to try.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your friend says they can eat an entire pizza in one bite and you're still trying to finish yours.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' after seeing your dog run a mile and you're still too proud to walk.
'I can do that but I don't wanna' when your teacher says you can take the test tomorrow but you're still going to sleep through it.'
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