i can do it better

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someone says 'i can do it better' right before they try to mess up your work and end up looking like a train wreck

my cousin said 'i can do it better' and turned my pizza into a blob of cheese and sauce

my brother tried to fix my drawing and it looked like a toddler had a meltdown

my friend said 'i can do it better' and ruined my speech with a bunch of bad jokes

when someone decides to make a list of the grossest things ever and puts them in the worst order possible

my sister made a list of the worst stuff ever and put a camel fisting on the road before the gummy worm disaster

my cousin’s list started with a woman pushing a can out of her pussy and ended with a guy shoving his arm up another woman’s snatch

my friend made a list that started with a woman sitting on an arm and ended with someone fisting on a boat