I can count

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I can count two words and that’s all I need to know because the rest of you are brain-dead morons.

I can count: 'I can count', the rest of this is garbage.

I can count two words and that’s enough to know you’re a waste of oxygen.

I can count, and you can’t even spell 'count' right.

I can count and I know exactly what I’m counting because I’m not an idiot like you.

I can count, and I know you can’t even count to two.

I can count and I’m not going to waste my time explaining it to you.

I can count, and I’m still smarter than you.

I can count because the rest of you are so dumb that two words are the only thing that makes sense.

I can count, the rest of this is just noise.

I can count and I’m not going to listen to your nonsense.

I can count, and I’m not going to waste my time on your stupidity.

I can’t even understand what you’re saying because I’ve been living under a rock and I’m still better than you.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve been living under a rock, and I still know more than you.

I’m living under a rock and I can still tell you’re an idiot.

I’ve been living under a rock and I still know what ‘count’ means, you don’t.