i can be your dad

I can be your dad because I'm too tired to be anything else.

Your dad is your dad and I'm just here to make your life worse.

I can be your dad because I'm the only one who can yell at you properly.

I can be your dad because I don't care if you fail your math test.

Your dad is your dad, and I'm just here to take over.

I can be your dad because I'm not even trying.

I can be your dad because I'm tired of your whining.

Your dad is your dad, and I'm ready to be a dad for real.

I can be your dad because I'm done with your kid nonsense.