I can be and am better than you

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I’m the king of the hill and you’re still trying to figure out how to get off the ground.

You’re still trying to beat me when I’m already in my pajamas.

You can’t even beat me in a game of chess and you’re still trying to cheat.

You’re still arguing with me like I owe you money.

You’re the kind of person who needs a cheat sheet to beat me and I don’t even need coffee.

You asked me for help and I told you to go eat a sandwich.

You’re still mad I won the spelling bee and I didn’t even study.

You tried to copy my answers and I still got an A.

You’re so bad at life I’m surprised you still have a life.

You can’t even beat me in a video game and you’re still arguing with me.

You tried to steal my lunch and I still had more food.

You failed my test and you’re still trying to blame me.