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My cousin tried to explain the rules of Monopoly to a pigeon. The pigeon won.

My teacher said I was the dumbest student she ever had. I said, 'Thank you, ma’am.'

I asked my friend if he knew what a chessboard was. He said, 'Is that like a pizza?'

My neighbor tried to rap battle a kid. The kid just laughed and walked away.

At school, I said I was gonna rap battle him. He said, 'Can I bring my wrestling gear?'

My mom tried to rap battle my dad. He said, 'You’re not even wearing a hat.'

My brother tried to rap battle me. I just sat there and watched him talk to a tennis ball.

My friend’s dog tried to rap battle him. He said, 'I can’t even hear you.'

My teacher locked my cousin in a closet with a dictionary and a tennis ball. He came out saying, 'I think I understand now.'