i call mahogany

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A stupid trick or dumb move that makes you look like a fool

I called mahogany when I tried to flirt with my boss’s wife.

He called mahogany when he bit into a lemon without checking it first.

She called mahogany when she posted a picture of her dog wearing a crown.

A ridiculous thing you do to show off how clueless you are

I did a backflip in the grocery store and called it mahogany.

He called mahogany when he told the barista he had a doctorate in pizza.

She called mahogany when she tried to argue with a traffic light.

A clumsy or idiotic action that makes everyone roll their eyes

He called mahogany when he tripped over his own shoelaces.

She called mahogany when she tried to dance and fell into a puddle.

I called mahogany when I tried to text with one hand and eat a burger with the other.

A stupid choice or dumb idea that ends up making you look like a total mess

He called mahogany when he wore socks with sandals to a fancy dinner.

She called mahogany when she decided to paint her hair purple and her nails green.

I called mahogany when I tried to talk to my crush and forgot my own name.

A foolish act or dumb plan that only a fool would think of

I called mahogany when I tried to build a treehouse out of cardboard.

He called mahogany when he said he’d beat up the moon if it didn’t shine on him.

She called mahogany when she tried to run a marathon in her pajamas.