i call it a rug

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it sounds like something a baby threw up
My ex said it was a rug. I said it was a vomit rug.
He called it a rug. I called it a rug. But I was right.
She said it was a rug. I said it was a rug. But I was the rug.
2
it’s like a word but with a side of disrespect
He called it a rug. I called it a rug. But I had more respect.
She said it was a rug. I said it was a rug. But I had a side dish of respect.
He called it a rug. I said it was a rug. But I was the main dish.
3
it’s when you say something and it hits like a punch to the gut
He said it was a rug. I felt like I got punched.
She called it a rug. I got hit by a gut punch.
He called it a rug. I was gut-punched and I didn’t even know why.
4
it’s the opposite of a compliment, like a insult but with a twist
He said it was a rug. I called it the opposite of a compliment.
She called it a rug. I said it was the worst compliment ever.
He called it a rug. I said it was like getting insulted twice.
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it’s when you say something and you know it’s going to backfire
He called it a rug. I knew it was going to backfire.
She said it was a rug. I knew it was going to blow up.
He called it a rug. I knew it was going to explode.
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it’s when you say something and you’re just being extra
He called it a rug. I said it was extra.
She called it a rug. I said it was extra and I was extra.
He called it a rug. I said it was extra and I was extra extra.
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