I call horse nuts

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I call horse nuts means I’m telling you your whole story is a load of crap and I don’t even like horses
My buddy said he saw a unicorn at the mall. I called horse nuts and told him to stop lying.
My mom said she met the president. I called horse nuts and said she was high.
My teacher said the test was easy. I called horse nuts and failed it.
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I call horse nuts is like throwing a punch at someone’s lies and saying I don’t believe you
My friend said he ate 10 pizzas. I called horse nuts and said he was full of hot air.
My dad said he could lift a car. I called horse nuts and said he was lying.
My brother said he had a million dollars. I called horse nuts and said he was broke.
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I call horse nuts is when I tell you your whole story is fake and I might just kick you
My cousin said he won the lottery. I called horse nuts and said he was faking it.
My neighbor said she had a pet dragon. I called horse nuts and said she was crazy.
My boss said the project was done. I called horse nuts and said it was a disaster.
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