I call bullshit

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When someone says something stupid and you drop the bomb on them like they just asked you to explain calculus in a language from 300 BC.

"You think you can beat me in a dance-off? I call bullshit, I’ve seen your moves in the mirror when you think no one’s looking."

"He said he ate the whole pizza by himself. I call bullshit, I know he left half for the dog and cried about it."

"She claimed she never missed a class. I call bullshit, I was there when she got kicked out."

A loud and proud way of saying you know the person is full of crap and you're not going to let them get away with it.

"You said you did your homework. I call bullshit, your paper says 'I love pizza' in crayon."

"He said he got a 100% on the test. I call bullshit, I saw him eating a taco during the exam."

"She said she never failed a test. I call bullshit, she got a D and a note from the teacher."

When you're so sick of someone's lies that you rip them apart like a kid with a popsicle and no teeth.

"He said he didn’t cheat on the exam. I call bullshit, I saw him whispering answers to his best friend."

"She said she had no idea why she failed. I call bullshit, I know she was playing video games all night."

"He said he never broke a rule. I call bullshit, he was caught stealing candy from the teacher's desk."