i cake you

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a stupid way to say you like someone like a fat kid loves cake but with more swearing and less brain

I cake you so much I might throw up cake

You’re the cake of my life, and I’m the fat kid who eats it all

I cake you like I just ran a marathon and ate a whole cake

when you tell someone you love them like a fat kid loves cake but you’re too lazy to say it nicely

I cake you like I just saw my mom eat a cake and I didn’t like it

I cake you so much I might start a cake war

You’re the cake I need after a bad day, and I’m the kid who eats it all

a way to say you like someone like a fat kid loves cake, but with more swearing and less dignity

I cake you so hard I might need a cake to recover

You’re my cake, and I’m the kid who eats it in one bite

I cake you like I just won a cake eating contest and I’m not letting go