i buy you fly

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You pay me to get laid.

Bro sent me 20 bucks and said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up in a speedo.

My mom said 'I buy you fly' and I got a coupon for a massage and a pizza.

He texted me 'I buy you fly' and I showed up at his house wearing only socks.

You hand me cash so I can screw you.

She sent me a picture of her wallet and said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a bag of chips.

He said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a six-pack and a smile.

My friend said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up in pajamas and he was mad.

You give me money so I can get busy with you.

He said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a bottle of wine and a plan.

My cousin sent me 50 bucks and said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a new haircut.

She said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a coupon and a coffee.

You pay me to get lucky.

He sent me a DM: 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a new tattoo and no shirt.

My neighbor said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a pizza and a joke.

She said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a cup of hot coffee and a smirk.

You hand me cash so I can make you happy.

He said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a bag of chips and a movie ticket.

She sent me 30 bucks and said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a hug and a laugh.

My friend said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a sandwich and a promise.

You give me money to get a good time.

He texted me 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a playlist and a snack.

She sent me 15 bucks and said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a smile and a song.

My cousin said 'I buy you fly' and I showed up with a soda and a laugh.