I brought food

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The magic words that make your friends forget they ever had a bad day or that you ever existed.
My period hit and my friend said 'I brought food' and I immediately forgot I was crying in the bathroom.
After getting fired, my best friend walked in and said 'I brought food' and I felt like I could conquer the world.
My mom said 'I brought food' after I yelled at her for burning the pizza and I instantly felt better.
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What you say when you are trying to save a friendship or your own life with a sandwich.
I said 'I brought food' after I accidentally texted my ex my period symptoms and he replied with 'I brought food' and I died a little.
My brother said 'I brought food' after I threw a plate at him and he just smiled and handed me a burger.
My crush said 'I brought food' after I spilled my coffee on him and I instantly fell in love.
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The only thing that can make a disaster feel like a party.
I brought food to my friend’s house and turned her crying jag into a full-blown eating contest.
After I got into a fight with my dad, I showed up with food and he just said 'you’re forgiven' and we ate pizza.
I brought food to my class after the teacher yelled at us and we all forgot about the chaos.
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