I Blame the Lack of AWP

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Saying that everything would have been perfect if you had an AWP to blow everyone else to pieces.

I blame the lack of AWP. I would’ve killed them all before they even noticed me.

If I had an AWP, I wouldn’t be sitting here crying in a corner.

No AWP? That’s why I got roasted like a chicken at a barbecue.

Acting like you could’ve won everything if you had a goddamn AWP.

I blame the lack of AWP. I would’ve been the king of this game, not the punchline.

If I had an AWP, I wouldn’t be here explaining my life to a wall.

No AWP? I’d be rich, not broke and mad.

Claiming that the AWP would’ve saved your life and made everyone else’s day miserable.

I blame the lack of AWP. I’d be alive and everyone else would be dead.

If I had an AWP, I’d be the hero, not the guy who got beat up by a bus.

No AWP? I’d be the legend, not the joke.