i betcha

I betcha you can't finish this burrito. *eats entire burrito in 2 minutes*

I betcha you're not a real fan. *sings entire Taylor Swift album*

I betcha you're gonna cry when I beat you. *punches you in the face*

I betcha you're gonna lose. *walks away*

I betcha you're not even paying attention. *dies of laughter*

I betcha you're gonna regret this. *sends you a 3000-word essay*

I betcha you're gonna win. *loses*

I betcha you're gonna be happy. *dies of sadness*

I betcha you're gonna say yes. *says no*

I betcha you're gonna win. *loses*

I betcha you're gonna say no. *says yes*

I betcha you're gonna be tired. *dances for 2 hours*