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‘I bet she’ is when the Simp CEO talks about some random girl he thinks is hot but probably isn’t. It’s like he’s trying to convince himself she’s worth it, even though she’s probably a total dud.

I bet she’s got a better life than you

I bet she’s eating pizza right now

I bet she’s laughing at your dumb ass

by Slangipedia 12d ago

‘I bet she’ is when the Simp CEO is too lazy to ask someone out, so he just says he thinks she’s cool. It’s basically just him talking to himself.

I bet she’d go out with me if I wasn’t such a dork

I bet she’s better than your ex

I bet she doesn’t even know who I am

by Slangipedia 12d ago

‘I bet she’ is when the Simp CEO is just trying to sound cool and pretend he’s got a life. It’s like he’s trying to impress people who don’t even care.

I bet she’s got a better job than you

I bet she’s richer than your mom

I bet she’s not even looking at your dumb comments

by Slangipedia 12d ago

‘I bet she’ is when the Simp CEO is just being a total idiot and thinking some girl is amazing, even though she’s probably just normal.

I bet she’s got a better personality than you

I bet she’s smarter than your dumb brain

I bet she’s not even checking your comments

by Slangipedia 12d ago

‘I bet she’ is when the Simp CEO is trying to act cool but is just being a total loser. He’s like the king of the internet, but he’s still a loser.

I bet she’s way better than your dumb brain

I bet she’s got a better life than you

I bet she’s laughing at your dumb comments

by Slangipedia 12d ago

‘I bet she’ is when the Simp CEO is just making up stuff because he’s too dumb to actually talk to someone. He’s like the king of Simps, but he’s still a total dork.

I bet she’s got a better brain than you

I bet she’s not even looking at you

I bet she’s going to ignore your dumb comments

by Slangipedia 12d ago