I Believe

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The annoying song CTV played nonstop during the 2010 Winter Olympics, sung by some random Canadian girl. It was louder than my mom’s screaming when she found out I failed math.

"I Believe" is still stuck in my head from 2010. I still hear it when I take a shit.

That song was so loud I thought the Olympics were gonna break my ears.

I still hate that song. It’s louder than my ex’s voice.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you say you believe something, but you really think it’s total garbage. It’s like when your friend says they believe you’re a wizard, but they’re just trying to get you to buy them pizza.

"I believe you failed algebra?" I said. "No, I believe you failed your life."

He said, "I believe you're rich." I said, "I believe you're delusional."

She said, "I believe you're a genius." I said, "I believe you're full of shit."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What Sherlock says when he’s not getting caught in a lie and he’s trying to look cool. It’s like when your friend says they believe in you, but they just want you to let them borrow your lunch money.

Sherlock said, "I believe I’m not a fraud." I said, "I believe you’re still a fraud."

He said, "I believe I’m innocent." I said, "I believe you’re lying."

Sherlock said, "I believe I’m not a fake." I said, "I believe you’re a fake."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What a scientist says when they believe everything, even when it’s clearly nonsense. Like when my grandma believed the moon was made of cheese and that was why she ate so much cake.

My grandma said, "I believe the moon is made of cheese." I said, "I believe you're full of cheese."

That scientist believed radium was healthy. I believe he was dumb.

They believed science was perfect. I believe they were fools.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A way to say you’re super confident in someone, like when your mom says she believes you’ll pass your test, even though you failed last time and you know she’s lying.

My mom said, "I believe you’ll pass." I said, "I believe you’re lying."

He said, "I believe you’re the best." I said, "I believe you’re wrong."

She said, "I believe you’ll win." I said, "I believe you’re stupid."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you pee on your partner to get them to like you. It’s like when your dad pees on your mom to get her to give him money.

He peed on me to get me to like him. I believe that was the dumbest thing ever.

My brother peed on my sister to get her to marry him. I believe he’s a freak.

I peed on my friend to get her to like me. I believe I was a freak.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

What people say when they can't do algebra. It’s like when your friend says they believe you're smart, but you know they're just trying to get out of math class.

He said, "I believe I can do algebra." I said, "I believe you can't."

She said, "I believe I'm smart." I said, "I believe you're lying."

They said, "I believe I passed math." I said, "I believe you're dead."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago