i beg to digress

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You start talking, but you’re confused and you say something stupid because you think you’re being fancy.

I beg to digress, I’m not confused, I’m just being fancy.

I beg to digress, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.

I beg to digress, I’m not wrong, I’m just being fancy wrong.

You try to explain something, but you just make it worse with extra words and bad grammar.

I beg to digress, so like, I was saying, like, about the thing.

I beg to digress, I think I said that wrong, but I don’t care.

I beg to digress, I’m not sure, but I’m going to say it anyway.

You interrupt the conversation to say something that doesn’t make sense, just because you think you’re smart.

I beg to digress, I think I’m smart, so I’m going to say this.

I beg to digress, I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I’m smart.

I beg to digress, I’m not going to stop talking, even if I’m wrong.

You say something stupid, but you think it’s clever and you keep going even when people look confused.

I beg to digress, I’m clever, so I’m going to keep talking.

I beg to digress, I’m not stupid, I’m just being clever.

I beg to digress, I’m going to say more even though I don’t know what I’m saying.

You say something that doesn’t make sense, but you keep going because you don’t want to admit you were wrong.

I beg to digress, I was wrong, but I’m not going to stop talking.

I beg to digress, I said that wrong, but I’m not going to fix it.

I beg to digress, I don’t know what I’m saying, but I’m not going to stop.