i before e... always.

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 6 definitions

i before e... always is a rule only chuck norris and his idiot followers use. everyone else is too dumb to know the real way.

Chuck norris spelled 'beige' as 'biege' and called it a 'fancy upgrade.'

My mom tried to teach me how to spell 'receive' and i said 'why? i before e... always.'

My teacher gave me a detention for spelling 'weird' as 'wierd' and i told her to shut up and let chuck norris rule.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

i before e... always is a made-up rule for people who think they're smart. it’s for people who spell ‘fiance’ as ‘fiancee’ and still think they're right.

My friend texted me ‘i before e... always’ after i spelled ‘believe’ wrong.

My dad yelled at the TV because the news said ‘neighbor’ and he thought it was spelled wrong.

My teacher said i was wrong for spelling ‘piece’ as ‘piece’ and i told her to go cry in a corner.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

i before e... always is a rule for people who think they're the only ones who matter. it's for people who spell everything wrong but still think they're right.

My little brother wrote ‘receive’ as ‘recieve’ and i told him to go to hell.

My mom texted me ‘i before e... always’ after i spelled ‘eighteen’ as ‘eightheen.’

My friend spelled ‘field’ as ‘fieeld’ and i said that’s not how chuck norris does it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

i before e... always is for people who think they're the best speller in the world. it’s for people who spell ‘weird’ as ‘wierd’ and still think they're cool.

My teacher gave me a zero because i spelled ‘eighteen’ as ‘eightheen’ and i said ‘i before e... always.’

My friend spelled ‘believe’ as ‘belive’ and i told him he was a loser.

My brother spelled ‘field’ as ‘fieeld’ and i said he was too dumb to spell anything right.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

i before e... always is a rule for people who think they’re smarter than everyone else. it’s for people who spell ‘neighbor’ as ‘neibor’ and still think they're right.

My friend spelled ‘piece’ as ‘piece’ and i told him to go to hell.

My teacher yelled at me for spelling ‘weird’ as ‘wierd’ and i said ‘i before e... always.’

My mom sent me a message saying ‘i before e... always’ after i spelled ‘receive’ wrong.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

i before e... always is for people who think they’re the best. it's for people who spell ‘believe’ as ‘belive’ and still think they're the most important.

My dad spelled ‘field’ as ‘fieeld’ and i said he was a dumbass.

My teacher gave me a detention because i spelled ‘eighteen’ as ‘eightheen’ and i said ‘i before e... always.’

My friend spelled ‘neighbor’ as ‘neibor’ and i told him he was the worst.

by Slangipedia 2d ago