Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a man is desperate to get some skin on skin with a woman and has no idea how to ask for it.

Bro, I beat this girl in the gym. She had no idea what was coming.

He beat her in the hallway. She was too stunned to say no.

I beat her during lunch. She had a full sandwich in her mouth.

2

What you yell when you hit someone so hard they’re ready to cry.

I beat him so hard I think he broke his nose.

She beat me with a pencil. I think it’s still in my head.

He beat me with a chair. I swear it was a murder.

3

A shirt that says something dumb, like 'I beat' and only fat people wear it because they think it makes them look cool.

My shirt says 'I beat.' I look like a fat guy who thinks he's funny.

He wore his 'I beat' shirt to the gym. I think he’s trying to beat me.

She bought a 'I beat' shirt. I think it’s her excuse for being fat.

4

What fat people say to explain why they're still eating cake and ice cream.

I beat. I had to eat cake for breakfast.

She beat. She had a donut for dinner.

He beat. He ate three pizzas and a sundae.

5

When someone actually stops being fat and people think it’s a miracle, but they still don’t know how to eat.

She beat anorexia and now eats six pizzas a day.

He beat anorexia but still can’t stop eating donuts.

She beat anorexia and now eats cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

6

A guy who spends all day thinking about his own junk and nothing else.

He’s a beat guy. He thinks about his junk all day.

She beat him. He was too busy thinking about his junk.

He beat me. He was too busy thinking about his junk.

7

When you rub your junk until you feel something good and nothing else.

I beat all day. I had no life.

She beat in the bathroom. I heard her moaning.

He beat so hard he fell over.