i be a dime

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I’m so good-looking it hurts. Like a golden ticket to heaven, but with more sweat and less angels.

I be a dime, and I ain’t even wearing my makeup.

My face is so perfect, my mirror cries every morning.

I be a dime, and my exes still pay me for my looks.

She’s a ten. A real hot girl. Like a burger with extra fries and no shame.

That girl is a ten. I tried to eat her, and she just winked at me.

My cousin’s a ten. She’s got a face that could start a war.

She’s a ten, and she still texts me after I ignored her.

This stuff happens all the time. Like clockwork, but with more chaos and less bells.

I be a dime, and this happens every time I walk in.

This event is so frequent, it’s got its own calendar.

This happens so much, I’ve got a degree in it.