Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you tell the truth so hard it feels like you're punching god in the face

I bard I ate all the pizza

I bard I didn't cheat on the test

I bard I saw the principal's dog wearing a hat

2

the moment you say something so real it might as well be written in holy scripture

I bard I failed the math test

I bard I told the principal's dog to shut up

I bard I saw the teacher's pet eating my homework

3

a promise so strong it might make your teeth hurt

I bard I didn't eat the last donut

I bard I didn't tell the teacher

I bard I didn't spill the coffee

4

when you say something so real it might as well be a law

I bard I didn't draw on the wall

I bard I didn't eat the whole cake

I bard I didn't tell my mom

5

when you swear so hard you might break your own voice

I bard I didn't steal the pencil

I bard I didn't skip class

I bard I didn't eat the last burger

6

a declaration so strong it might make your neighbor cry

I bard I didn't copy my friend's homework

I bard I didn't tell the teacher

I bard I didn't eat the last cookie