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You’re basically saying you’re on the same side as the person. Like you’re not going to let them get roasted. You’re going to back them up even if they’re an idiot.
'I back that dumb idea, bro. Let’s all fail together.'
'She said she’d back me up. Turns out she just wanted snacks.'
'He back that plan? Great. Now we’re all doomed.'
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You were gone before, but now you’re here. Like you vanished for a week and now you’re back, probably to bother people again.
'I was gone for three days. Now I’m back. Don’t ask.'
'He said he was gone. Now he’s back. I don’t know why.'
'She vanished. Now she’s back. I think she’s trying to annoy me.'
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William Afton says this like it’s a promise. But it’s probably a lie. He’s always coming back. And he always brings trouble.
'I always come back!', William Afton. Then he brings a clown with a chainsaw.
'He said he’d come back. Then he came back with a clown.'
'William Afton says he always comes back. I don’t believe him.'
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Your dad says this before he leaves. He’s probably going to buy milk. But he’ll never come back. He’s probably dead or got a job or got married to a goat.
'I’ll be back!' He left. He never came back. He got a job at a goat farm.
'He said he was going to buy milk. He never came back. He got married to a goat.'
'Your dad said he’d be back. He’s been gone for ten years.'
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You’re helping someone in a stupid fight. You’re the sidekick. You’re not thinking. You’re just there because you’re dumb or you like drama.
'I’m back that fight. I don’t even know why I’m here.'
'He back that stupid fight. Now we’re all getting beat up.'
'She joined that fight. She had no idea what was happening.'
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Your ex says this to make you feel better. But they don’t really mean it. They’re just trying to trick you into coming back.
'I back you, babe.' She left the next day with her ex.
'He said he’d back me up. Then he left with his ex.'
'She said she’d back me. Then she dumped me.'
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In a public restroom, if someone keeps saying they’ve got your back, they’re probably trying to sell you crack. They’re weird. They’re probably high.
'I got your back!' He was washing the same arm. He had crack.
'She said she had my back. She was scratching her head. She had crack.'
'He said he’d back me up. He was standing there like a weirdo. He had crack.'
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