I B Bangin

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Papa Bangin is the king of the block. He beats up n00bs like they’re made of Jell-O. If you’re named Ouchies, you’re doomed.
I B Bangin just kicked Ouchies out of my house. He cried like a baby.
Papa Bangin showed up at the gym and flexed so hard, the weights exploded.
My mom said I B Bangin is the reason my allowance got cut in half.
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Bangin is a legend. He doesn’t just talk trash, he walks it. If you don’t respect him, he’ll make you regret it.
Bangin called me a f***ing chump and beat me up in front of my friends.
I saw Bangin eat a whole pizza in one bite. That’s how cool he is.
My teacher said Bangin is the reason I got a D on my math test.
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I B B is the most annoying kid in the neighborhood. He yells at everyone and thinks he’s the best at everything.
I B B yelled at me for eating his snack. I got a popsicle for my trouble.
I B B said he’s the best at video games. I beat him in 2 minutes.
I B B got kicked out of the park for fighting with a squirrel.
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Bangina is the crazy version of Bangin. She talks to ghosts and thinks she’s a superhero. Nobody believes her.
Bangina told me she talked to a ghost named Mr. Popsicle. I didn’t believe her.
Bangina tried to save the world with a spoon. It didn’t work.
Bangina got in trouble for drawing on the teacher’s face with marker.
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Bang is the short version of Bangin. He’s loud, rude, and thinks he’s the center of the universe.
Bang yelled at the bus driver for no reason. The bus broke down.
Bang said he’s the best at everything. He failed his science test.
Bang got a detention for eating too much candy during lunch.
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