I ATEN'T DED

A loud, smelly way of saying you're still breathing and not ready to be buried yet. Used mostly by people who are too lazy to update their social media but still want to look cool.

A rude, loud reminder that you're not dead yet. Like when your mom yells at you from the other side of the house because she thinks you're dead but you're just eating chips.

A loud and proud way of saying you're not dead, even if you look like it. Used by people who are too lazy to clean up their room or their life.

A loud and smelly way of saying you're still alive and not ready to die. Used by people who are too busy being loud and smelly to notice they're still alive.

A loud way of saying you're still alive and not ready to be buried. Used by people who are too lazy to clean up their mess or their life.

A loud and smelly way of saying you're still alive, even if you look like a dead person with a bad hair day. Used by people who are too lazy to clean up their room or their life.