Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You totally wrecked whatever was trying to mess you up. You were like a monster in a snack bar.

I ate that test. It was so easy I could've eaten it for breakfast.

He tried to cheat me. I ate that guy like a bag of chips.

She asked me where my keys were. I said, 'I ate that.' She looked at me like I was a monster.

2

You either lost the thing, you swallowed it, or you're just laughing at them while they search like a fool.

'Where's my phone?' 'I ate that.' 'You're full of crap.' 'I ate that.'

She asked where her mom was. I said, 'I ate that.' She said, 'You're a weirdo.'

He asked where the remote was. I said, 'I ate that.' He said, 'You're high.'

3

You destroyed something so hard you made it cry. Like you gave it a black eye and a broken heart.

I ate that math problem. It was like a crying baby.

She ate that presentation. It was so bad it cried.

He ate that speech. It was like a soggy sandwich.

4

Bill S says he ate a cat. Kenneth says he's about to cry. Bill S says he'll eat another. It's the saddest comedy ever.

Bill S said, 'I ate a dog.' Kenneth said, 'I might cry.'

Bill S said, 'I ate a mouse.' Kenneth said, 'I'm going to die.'

Bill S said, 'I ate a cow.' Kenneth said, 'I'm going to get a job.'

5

You were so full from earlier, you couldn't even eat the current meal. You were like a balloon that couldn't hold any more air.

I ate that pizza. I had a sandwich for breakfast.

She ate that cake. She had a whole cake for lunch.

He ate that burger. He had a taco for dinner.

6

You take a story and make it so wild it could be a movie. You turn it into something so crazy it’s like a dragon ate a spaceship.

He said he ate a bear. I said, 'I ate that.'

She said she ran a marathon. I said, 'I ate that.'

He said he flew to the moon. I said, 'I ate that.'

7

You hit the ground so hard it felt like you were a pancake that got stepped on.

I ate that floor. It was like a pancake.

She ate that wall. It was like a door.

He ate that chair. It was like a piece of furniture.