I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

I ate the smelly crap my dog left on the floor and I didn’t even gag

My dog’s poop was so good I licked the bowl clean

I ate my dog’s shit and now I’m the king of the poop throne

I took one bite of my dog’s poop and I was like, 'this is better than pizza'

I ate my dog’s poop and I feel like I’ve leveled up

I ate my dog’s crap and now I’m the best friend of the poop gods

I ate my dog’s poop and now I’m a poop machine

I ate my dog’s crap and I feel like I could poop a mountain

I ate my dog’s poop and now I’m the dog’s poop servant