I ate it hard

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When you hit the ground like a sack of bricks and your face feels like it got run over by a bus

I ate it hard when I tripped over my dog and face-planted into the floor.

The floor got a new dent because I ate it hard during my basketball game.

I ate it hard when I slipped on a banana peel and crashed into a wall.

When you take a hit so bad it feels like your bones are screaming and your brain is confused

I ate it hard when I got tackled by my buddy and landed on my shoulder like a brick.

I ate it hard during yoga and my hip went out like a fireworks show.

I ate it hard when I tried to jump off the couch and landed on my tailbone.

When you fall so hard it’s like the ground is giving you a free punch

I ate it hard when I slipped on the floor and my elbow hit the tile like it was a doormat.

I ate it hard during my dance class and landed like a sack of potatoes.

I ate it hard when I ran into a wall and my forehead got a new souvenir.

When you hit the ground so hard it feels like you’re being punished by the floor

I ate it hard when I fell off my bike and my knees got a new sticker.

I ate it hard when I tripped over my brother and landed like a brick on the floor.

I ate it hard during my soccer game and my butt got a new seat.

When you take such a bad fall it’s like the floor is trying to give you a lesson

I ate it hard when I fell down the stairs and my knee got a new decoration.

I ate it hard during my recess and landed like a pancake on the ground.

I ate it hard when I jumped off the table and my face got a new portrait.