I ate it

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You say this when you don't know where something is, you actually ate it, or you're just being a smug bastard who knows where it is and won't tell them. It's also what you say when you're eating a girl because she's hot and you're a gross animal.

My mom asked where my phone was. I said 'I ate it.' She said 'You ate your phone?'

My brother asked where the keys were. I said 'I ate them.' He threw a couch at me.

My friend asked where my sister was. I said 'I ate her.' She showed up 10 minutes later with a stomach ache.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You said this because you beat something or someone who was trying to mess you up. You're a winner and they're a loser.

My math test was hard. I said 'I ate it.' My teacher said 'That's not a food.'

My crush tried to make me fail. I said 'I ate it.' He said 'That's not a food either.'

My dog ate my homework. I said 'I ate it.' My dog said 'You're not a food.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You did something so good it was like you killed it. It was that good.

My burger was amazing. I said 'I ate it.' My friend said 'That's not a food.'

My crush said I was cute. I said 'I ate it.' My crush said 'That's not a food either.'

My mom said my dinner was good. I said 'I ate it.' My dad said 'You ate it? That’s not a food!'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A meme where Bill S says 'I ate a cat' and Kenneth says something long and fake and polite. Then Bill S says 'I will eat another.' It's gross and funny.

Bill S said 'I ate a cat.' Kenneth said 'That's cruel, but I respect you.'

Bill S said 'I ate a dog.' Kenneth said 'That's kind of cruel, but I respect you.'

Bill S said 'I ate a mouse.' Kenneth said 'That's kind of cruel, but I respect you.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You ate so much you're full and can't eat anything else. You're a pig.

I ate three pizzas. I said 'I ate it.' My friend said 'You're a pig.'

I ate ten burgers. I said 'I ate it.' My mom said 'You're a pig.'

I ate a whole cake. I said 'I ate it.' My brother said 'You're a pig.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You add this to a story to make it even more ridiculous. Like someone ate a whole bowl because the food was that good.

My friend said he ate a whole bowl of soup. I said 'I ate it.' He said 'You ate a whole bowl of soup?'

My mom said she ate a whole pizza. I said 'I ate it.' She said 'You ate a whole pizza?'

My brother said he ate a whole cake. I said 'I ate it.' He said 'You ate a whole cake?'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You fell like a sack of bricks. It was that bad.

I tripped and fell. I said 'I ate it.' My friend said 'That was bad.'

I fell off my bike. I said 'I ate it.' My mom said 'That was bad.'

I tumbled into a pile of leaves. I said 'I ate it.' My dad said 'That was bad.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago